Christmas Part Four- At Home with Miss Lizzy and Teddy

Doggie Christmas greetings to My Mums Dear Readers!

Its me! Your favourite doggie blogger Miss Lizzy here,  

to tell you all about our Christmas day adventures.

 

Firstly, I had a present! 

A squeaky toy from Nana. I broke the time on my previous destruction record.

2.5 seconds is my new benchmark. 

But as mum says it was 2.5 seconds of total doggie joy.

("and excuse me but you also got a very expensive 'Cool Bed' 

and lots of treats that you seem to be enjoying"  replies  Kim)

 We were all on our own this year as everyone else went elsewhere....

I was sort of glad we didn't have to avoid the new bicycle terror! 

(in Victoria, picture below).

The advantage of having no doggie tails that she can not run over them, snigger...

Mum and Graham had a cheese platter, followed by prawns and oysters.

Their dessert was Aussie Mess. 

(Eton Mess:- meringue, cream, yoghurt, with bananas, passionfruit

and a flake on top = deconstructed pavlova). 

They are cruel,

All the people food was just out of our reach.

Teddy wants to know if the ducks that visit our backyard 

are the Orange Duck Pate variety.

Mum says no, because these are the type of ducks you boil 

with a rock and when the rock is soft 

the duck will be ready to eat... ha ha ha.. you are silly Mum

And then on Boxing Day Mum and Graham spent hours 

throwing boxes into the recycling as they cleaned out the pantry!

We had a moth problem, although for months Mum kept referring to it

as 'tiny grey fairies, how cute'. 

She gets a little delusional like this sometimes.

Mum even invented a song, sung to the 12 days of Christmas tune.

On the first day of Christmas my true love helped me

 to evict the moths from the kitchen pantry.

Then it continued with

Two Tins of Cocoa

Three packets of spaghetti

Four bags of out of date SR flour

Five - packets - of - cous-cous

and it could have continued up to the 

Nine bottles of vinegar

("Hey, hold on, that's plain, red wine, apple cider, balsamic, rice wine vinegar, etc 

and I also gave 2 packets of Weet-Bix to the ducks, they'll be 

very happy inedible ducks now" snorts an indignant Kim)

A female Moth Fairy the 'Faie Dubious Intuitu'

Merry Christmas and lets hope everyone 

has a fairy moth free 

and a wetter than average year in 2020! 

From Miss Lizzy and Tiny Teddy.

Until next time..

Love and wet noses 

from Miss Lizzy