Doggie Christmas greetings to My Mums Dear Readers!
Its me! Your favourite doggie blogger Miss Lizzy here,
to tell you all about our Christmas day adventures.
Firstly, I had a present!
A squeaky toy from Nana. I broke the time on my previous destruction record.
2.5 seconds is my new benchmark.
But as mum says it was 2.5 seconds of total doggie joy.
("and excuse me but you also got a very expensive 'Cool Bed'
and lots of treats that you seem to be enjoying" replies Kim)
We were all on our own this year as everyone else went elsewhere....
I was sort of glad we didn't have to avoid the new bicycle terror!
(in Victoria, picture below).
The advantage of having no doggie tails that she can not run over them, snigger...
Mum and Graham had a cheese platter, followed by prawns and oysters.
Their dessert was Aussie Mess.
(Eton Mess:- meringue, cream, yoghurt, with bananas, passionfruit
and a flake on top = deconstructed pavlova).
They are cruel,
All the people food was just out of our reach.
Teddy wants to know if the ducks that visit our backyard
are the Orange Duck Pate variety.
Mum says no, because these are the type of ducks you boil
with a rock and when the rock is soft
the duck will be ready to eat... ha ha ha.. you are silly Mum
And then on Boxing Day Mum and Graham spent hours
throwing boxes into the recycling as they cleaned out the pantry!
We had a moth problem, although for months Mum kept referring to it
as 'tiny grey fairies, how cute'.
She gets a little delusional like this sometimes.
Mum even invented a song, sung to the 12 days of Christmas tune.
On the first day of Christmas my true love helped me
to evict the moths from the kitchen pantry.
Then it continued with
Two Tins of Cocoa
Three packets of spaghetti
Four bags of out of date SR flour
Five - packets - of - cous-cous
and it could have continued up to the
Nine bottles of vinegar
("Hey, hold on, that's plain, red wine, apple cider, balsamic, rice wine vinegar, etc
and I also gave 2 packets of Weet-Bix to the ducks, they'll be
very happy inedible ducks now" snorts an indignant Kim)
A female Moth Fairy the 'Faie Dubious Intuitu' |
Merry Christmas and lets hope everyone
has a fairy moth free
and a wetter than average year in 2020!
From Miss Lizzy and Tiny Teddy.
Until next time..
Love and wet noses
from Miss Lizzy